- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A guy at a baseball game....

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

hers a joke... japanese people

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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