What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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