What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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