So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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