- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

what are three short words? i a am

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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