If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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I'm Batman.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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