Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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