What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Anti Joke

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