Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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