What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A man died.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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I went to work today....

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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