Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Women's rights

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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