- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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