- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Ain't idn't a word.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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