What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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