- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.