What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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