Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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