- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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