how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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