Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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afbn;fjnf;ajnvaf;djvnadf;vvjkfvnfvjalnvjkfvnaeljvknfljkvndfsljvnadfjvndflvkadjnfvldjfnvlakdjfnvldfjnvaldfjkvndfjkvandfvjlkdfnvaldkjvndlfjvandflvdjnvadljfnvdlfjvnadflvjdnfvladjnvdlkfjvnadlfjvndaflvjakdnflvjdakfnvalfdknvljdnflvjdanlfjvnadflvjandfvljkfndvladjkfnvldajfknvalherluhwprgqehgpquetryhpqwiourpqoitqyert9134857wieosdfljkealdfjkgfrgjuy0qo48wriehflqgetarkgjfhjkljgbflgjbfgjbflsdjfbgbkglirueerhigqehgluqeht3qt9384yt19834ty308748574785uifhsldhfljaghlkjfghfldkjaghlkfjdhaglkjhdglkjhfdgioerqoertueroiuytqeuirytqerouityqerotuiyertiuytqoiuerhajvnasdnjkvalfn I stopped reading too.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Communism hehe xd

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