Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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