Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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I read the terms of service.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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your so fat. your fat!

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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