- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

David Cameron

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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