You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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