- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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