- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A baby seal walks into a club.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

A seal walks into a club.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

j.p. is dumb

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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