- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Hello penis

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Poop...

What is better than tissues? Correct!

why am I writing this...im bored

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