- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A house comes around the corner.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Chuck Norris is dead......

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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