Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Male leadership.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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