- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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