- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Obama

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??