Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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rent a cops

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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