- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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