- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Turkeys are obese

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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