Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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