whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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