What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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