A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Dumbledore dies.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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