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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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