- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

your mama so old, shes dead.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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