What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

homosexual rights to marriage

My spelling is horrible

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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