- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

im not food

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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