Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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A man did not like this site

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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