- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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