An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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the WNBA.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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