- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Neither did she.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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