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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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