- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A guy at a baseball game....

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

hers a joke... japanese people

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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