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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Ready for something funny? nothing

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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