- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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