What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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