What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

David Cameron

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

woman's rights

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

okay so theres this guy.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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