- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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