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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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