- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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France had one revolution

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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