So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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