- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What's up? Your time.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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