- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Chuck Norris is dead......

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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