- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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