Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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one stop shop

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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