- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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