There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Gus's mom

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Ily bae

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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