- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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