whats green and slimy? green slim

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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