What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Horse.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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