Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Turkey Balls

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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I was watching Fox news.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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