Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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