- Anti Joke

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

I'm winning at Scrabble.