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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man did not like this site

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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