a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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I love you

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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