How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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