- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Yo Mama just died.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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