Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

New mission: refuse this mission

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Whats black and gay? Obama

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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