- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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