- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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