- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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