whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

i killed my family

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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