The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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