- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

here's a joke... the american education society

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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