- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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