- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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