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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

The duck didn't cross the road.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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