- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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