- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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