- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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