- Anti Joke

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors