- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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