- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Eric is gay Ha

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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