What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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