- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

1+2 = 6

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

1+1=2

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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