- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Weaner

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Chuck Norris.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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