- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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