- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

if you don't like this you're gay

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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