- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Urban ghettos

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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