- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Burp

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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