- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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