- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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