- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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