- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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