- Anti Joke

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out