- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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