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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

u know whats a crime? rape

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

a black man did not eat chicken.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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