- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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