- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Burp

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Tony Romo

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