wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Why? Because.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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