What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

kennah campion... being nice

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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