What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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