- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

my egg roll

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Face...the other white meat!

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