- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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