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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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