- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

u know whats a crime? rape

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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