- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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