Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Anti Joke

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