- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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