A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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men, men like men= men+bed

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Anti Joke

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