There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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