- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Where's my tractor?

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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