- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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