- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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