- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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