A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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