Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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