Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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