- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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