- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

I had a lemon. hi.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How old is victor? Half past dead

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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