- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why am I writing this...im bored

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

penis

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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