- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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