- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

what has genitial warts? me

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