What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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