- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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