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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How old are you? 7

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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