how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Homo say what?

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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