- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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