- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Guest what in the butt

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Knock Knock No solicitors

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

su algato es en fuego

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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