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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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