Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Anti Joke

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