What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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