Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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