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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Get up Look in the mirror

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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