- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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