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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

European on my shoes, buddy.

antonis sister is mighty fine

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

i like turtles

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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