- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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