- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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