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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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