Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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