Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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