Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Matthew Wyckoff

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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