- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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