- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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