- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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