What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

black chicken. kfc

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I am a mime

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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