my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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