steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

batman farted so hes retarded

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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