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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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