What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Who is it?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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