- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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