- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Sarah Palin.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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