- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

jibby jobby

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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