- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A man walks into a vagina

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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