- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

whats hairy and crys your mom

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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