What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

WOw you have no life

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I am quite mature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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