- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.