- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Daniel is a fag

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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